I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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