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why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
