The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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