Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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