so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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