Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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