a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
not ubering you a puppy
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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