I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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