Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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