I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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