How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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