wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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