why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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