He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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