Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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