1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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