That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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