So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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