im drinking this country out of the recession.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
