she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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