it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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