dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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