I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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