I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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