i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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