great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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