I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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