K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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