Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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