i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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