Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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