Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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