i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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