i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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