Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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