If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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