I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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