dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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