I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
honey bunches of taint.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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