Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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