Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
