Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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