Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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