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Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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