Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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