i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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