i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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