I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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