Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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