Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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