someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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