I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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