I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Randomize
